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gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny


R U SERIOUS


there are 3 kinds of ppl


i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh


OMGGGGGGGGG


here we go again

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

gnarly:

Can someone please photoshop ariana grande in this pic i will give u head :)) (dats my dad by the way aha)

lol i got so many with arianas head on my dads body lmao btw if you do make an edit post it and tag it as supjohnny so i can see it :))

lmao u guys r funny

R U SERIOUS

there are 3 kinds of ppl

i honestly didn’t think it could get any worse tbhhhhhh

OMGGGGGGGGG

here we go again

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mttyshealy:

LETS PLAY THE “TYPE THESE WORDS IN YOU R TAG BOX AND POST THE FIRST AUTOMATIC TAG THAT COMES UP” GAME: DIRTY WORD ADDITION OK

  • fuck
  • shit
  • dick
  • no
  • hell
  • sex
  • damn

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kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

kylehilde:

when your teacher talks for an extra 30 seconds after class is supposed to end

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rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

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missmaceymouse:

nevillegonnagiveuup:

megidoritos:

DADS ARENT ALLOWED TO BE SAD THAT IS A RU LE

the animation for the parents (ESPECIALLY THE DAD) is just so good. i mean, they don’t say a single word in the entire movie, but there just such expressive characters and this scene just kills me every time

This is when I lost it

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sluttynuggets:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

Do you think whoever made this realized it’s kind of a rape joke?

And it’s funny?

no

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

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triadshealer:

sunspotpony:

This is why I love these people.

Words can’t tell how I’m feeling at the moment.

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magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

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bitchiest-tits:

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

Roblogging for Follow the Yellow Dick-Road.

bitchiest-tits:

guiselore:

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

fuckyeah-bill:

Promoing at the beach

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

I love history lessons on tumblr.

Roblogging for Follow the Yellow Dick-Road.

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm, via girls-fart-too)

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Members of block b are honestly the worst criminals ever

theglowingfairy:

Nillili Mambo: they steal a diamond and lose it

Very good: they rob a bank and leave with no money

Jackpot: they kidnap a girl and then just let her go

(via vixxbitch)

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wufanqing:

Petition for Kris not be photographed in airports anymore.
This became too dangerous for everybody, the feels are too strong.

I mean look at him :


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Can’t 

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So sign this petition for everybody’s sake!

cr:pic owners

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katskinx:

It scares me to think that when I’m 40

this new royal baby is going to be a teen heartthrob.

and i’m going to be like

i remember being on tumblr looking at his baby face on simba’s body.

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cockringtoss:

*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

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